Interview with the Masters of the Shadows
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: So, what went wrong?
Reptilius the Great: (frustrated) Listen, this is... frankly embarrassing! For centuries, we've been controlling humans in the shadows. We infiltrate, we hypnotize, we monitor! And now, bam, Trump wins again despite all our schemes. We didn't see this fierce resistance coming! And to make things worse, he got unexpected support from... Elon Musk.
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: Some of your supporters talk about a "cosmic" and foolproof "plan," a near-divine domination. But from what you're saying, it seems like there were some missteps. What went wrong?
Dr. Pharmaton: clears throat Well, listen, we had planned to cover everything: media, vaccines, satellites, everything! We even slipped small particles into the new booster to "make people more receptive" to our programming. But it turns out millions of people flat out... refused to get vaccinated! How can you control them without active nanoparticles in their system?
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: We’ve also heard about “secret labs” in Ukraine, supposedly under the control of American powers. What’s going on there, and did that play a role in the election?
Dr. Pharmaton: sighs Ah, the labs in Ukraine... Actually, these were research projects that should never have attracted attention. Officially, it was to study biological agents, but unofficially, it was a security and control measure. But it seems there were leaks... The theories that spread—biowarfare, genetic manipulation—were a disaster for us, especially when some politicians decided to make it a campaign issue. A mistake on our part. We thought people would stay blinded by our official versions.
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: A question comes to mind, Dr. Pharmaton. What’s the point of placing such sensitive labs in a country so close to a region prone to extreme tensions, especially with Russia? Especially if, as we assume, you were aware of their intentions?
Dr. Pharmaton: enigmatic smile Ah, excellent point! Actually, it’s a matter of vibrations. Ukraine offers a unique combination of energy lines and slightly radioactive steppe winds, perfect for our experiments. And in case of crisis, who would go looking for secret labs under the threat of invasion? It was the perfect cover! As for Russia... let’s just say we were counting on the deterrent power of our... collection of diplomatic herbal teas.
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: What imaginary threat are you referring to?
Reptilius the Great: with an annoyed look The imaginary threat of “aliens,” of course! Musk managed to divert attention by referring to migrants as “aliens,” implying that mass immigration was orchestrated to replace the local population and destroy American identity. It was a subtle manipulation to fuel fear, and Trump played the perfect role as the one protecting the country from this “invasion.”
Lilith of the Illuminati Order: angrily We thought the younger generations, hooked on social media, would be easier to influence. But even there, they slipped through our fingers. They prefer listening to Musk rather than the media we control. It was a devastating blow to the Order.
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: Speaking of the Order... what about the Freemasons? Didn't they have a say too?
Reptilius the Great: grumpy Oh, don’t get me started on that. Yes, we had entrusted the Masonic lodges with a special mission to influence pro-Trump groups and sow discord from within. The lodges had their instructions, meticulously crafted plans! But in the end, it was a failure. Even the symbols we have on currency bills no longer have their effect. People no longer react, or worse: they mock them.
Dr. Pharmaton: shaking his head We had a strategic plan, you know? Each vaccine dose was supposed to contain control elements for voters, and the Freemasons were to synchronize their operations. But this time, it seems everyone became too skeptical to believe our narrative.
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: So, to be clear, even with your supposedly sprawling network, advanced technologies, and a bit of influence from the labs, Trump still made it?
Lilith of the Illuminati Order: bursts out laughing Yes! And it’s Musk who jeopardized centuries of work. This traitor destabilized everything. With his networks, satellites, and cryptic messages, he did what none of us anticipated. He even cast doubt on the existence of our Order!
Reptilius the Great: Not to mention that, for some mysterious reason, more and more people are refusing to listen to our media. They distrust everything! Even our allies in the Freemasons are starting to question our directives.
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: And what about 2028? Do you have any plans to regain your influence?
Reptilius the Great: cold stare Of course. We’re not the type to give up. We have larger-scale projects: a stronger alliance with Big Pharma, new manipulation strategies using artificial intelligence, and the activation of technologies that even Musk hasn’t seen coming.
Lilith of the Illuminati Order: with a sinister smile In 2028, we will launch an influence campaign so subtle it will be undetectable. With our networks of Freemasons and other circles, we will take back the reins of collective ideas. This time, there will be no escape.
Dr. Pharmaton: And I can guarantee you that the new vaccines will have a global impact. We now know what didn’t work. But we’ve also figured out how to improve the strategy, and the next steps will be decisive. 2028 will be our grand comeback.
FreeSpeechOfDeepState: Well, that sounds promising. Thank you for this... intriguing interview.
Conclusion
To our readers: stay alert. It seems this power play has not yet revealed all its cards.